Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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