Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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