This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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