Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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