i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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