Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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