So drunk, too bad you don't want this
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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