I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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