i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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