yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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