We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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