Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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