We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
whose ass print is on the piano?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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