four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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