This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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