Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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