Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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