Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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