I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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