remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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