The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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