Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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