38 yer olds are good kisserssss
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just want to make out with him forever
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Randomize
