STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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