I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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