Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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