Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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