hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
