She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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