My nipple is on Facebook.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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