just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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