i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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