I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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