So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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