he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Randomize
