he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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