So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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