Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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