Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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