i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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