It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize