I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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