I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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