no you cant smoke seaweed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
