I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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