The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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