just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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