Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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