How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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