Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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