they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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