I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
