1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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