How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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